I no late one u know???

To Miss jaya,

Teacher, I know I always late for class because I couldn't wake up... XP

But today i wake up damn early u know..... Ok la don't want to cheat u la, actually I din sleep the whole night so = didn't sleep la! hahaha same thing ma...

The reason I late for class today is.... because... because... because...

Ok la the story is like that, I start car damn early today thinking of becoming a ''guai zai'' today, manatau today the traffic is freeking jam compare to normal day... What la... When I wake up late traffic no jam but I still late for class, when I wake up early the traffic suddenly become so jam... WTH wei... Kanasai la like that......

Somemore today dunno why infront of the sec14 traffic light, linking to federal highway there, got 6 "FAN CHEONG" wan yeh (traffic police la)... Actually the traffic is damn smooth today, but thanks to those 6 "fan cheong", it become so... so... so.... mailto:%5E#$%@#$$%

So when reach the class that time, I ask mun yi....


Yang: 天理何在？？！！！

Mun Yi: 在天堂。。。。 Amen

Yang: 骗人！！！ T.T 55555555555555555555555555

hancock

HAN COCK!!!!

hahahahahahahahahahah

Yang: Han Chung!!!! You gonna die hard tomorrow man....... muahahahaha

P/S: Thanks to farhan for telling me this inside my car today, I almost get into accident when I saw that... =.=''

懒散的星期天

也许是最近比较忙的关系， 导致身体和精神上都接近崩溃的状态。 虾米？！ 崩溃？！ 好像有少少夸张。。。 哎呀总之是很累啦！

不知不觉， streamyx 已经作了差不多两三个礼拜咯。。。 还算找到少少钱， 好过卖电话很多很多。 终于可以摆脱我长年累月欠下那一屁股的债务， 虽然还有一部分还没有清完。 卖电话半年还清不完的债务， 竟然在我只用了两个礼拜做streamyx的时间清的七七八八！ 谁说streamyx找不到吃？呵呵

是有试过被人家泼冷水， 说我在帮猪做工。 可是我无视这些。。。 是我是在帮猪打工， 我吃猪粮， 又怎样？ 好过他们无所事事只会做‘伸手大将军’。 *纯粹发泄一下， 其实‘猪粮’也蛮好吃一下的。 哈哈哈*



整体来说， 这个星期天我只是一直在睡睡睡睡。。。 睡到现在还很精神。 =.=''

Every Lubang Except Studies

Aunty from singapore: De yang, I heard that you have many lubang (康头) woh....

Yang: Errrrr.... Not really la...

Dad: That feller has EVERY LUBANG BESIDE STUDIES.

Yang: Kanasai... I'm your son leh....

Grandpa: Ya, Because study need to use brain one...

Yang: OMG~~~~ Means i no brain??!!

Masjid Jamek

I'm opening "stall" at masjid jamek these days... Helping people to register streamyx~~

Yea I knew that streamyx sux to the max but I no moeny la.... ><

Did something crazy as usual these days... Park my car on top of the divider opposite of Masjid Jamek starline LRT, open "stall" infront of Masjid Jamek putraline LRT station without lesen and many more.... (pics will be up soon) XD

Below are the conversation between a malay guy which selling keropok lekoh opposite my "stall" and me........ LOL


*Around 4pm like that, DBKL come to ronda*

One of them will shout : blah~ blah~

And everyone will start to pull their "stall" away to find a place and hide.


Melayu: Budak, DBKL datang la... (baik hati look)
Yang: Oh~~ (tidak apa look)
Melayu: Lu sini ada lesen? (baik hati look)
Yang: Tak ada woh~~ (tidak apa look)
Melayu: Apa sal tak mau lari?! (monkey look)
Yang: Tak tau woh~ I punya ah head masih tak de lari~ (actually he adi belanja DBKL teh tarik liao)
Melayu: Oh~~ (understand my situation)
Yang: HEHEHEHE (sorhai look)

*While pulling his "stall" away*

Melayu: Wei budak! I punya kerusi tolong I simpan kat lu punya tempat boleh? (sorhai look)
Yang: No problem~~~ (CB look)
Yang: Keropok lekoh mana?! I banyak lapar la!! (Still demand for food in this time)
Melayu: Nanti I bagi!! (banyak CB budak ni)
Yang: ZZZzzzzz (continue my sleep)

WTF???!!!

Myidk.com鑑定結果您的精神年齡37歲

與您實際年齡差18歲

幼稚度48％

成熟度64％

老化度47％


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What the............. $@$#@#!$

Sick... PART 2

就如往常一样， 老子又睡过头了， 拖着半睡半醒再加上鼻水不止的状态飞车去学校。。。*惯了*

然后就如往常一样， 飞车回家睡觉。 只是这次情况不一样， 鼻水还是流不止， 再加上一点点头昏， 经验和我说这是发烧前的症状。。。

果然午觉起来喉咙好痛， 鼻水还是不流不停。 晚餐后， 家人问我要不要吃榴莲。。。 哈哈哈了解我的人大概知道我会怎么做了， 管他等下会怎样， 吃了再讲！ Fuuyooh， 很勇敢的吃了一盒榴莲， 一个小时后， 我开始后悔！ 身体开始发热， 鼻涕还是不止。。。

就这样， 整个晚上鼻涕一直一直一直一直一直流流流流流到天亮， 我还是不能睡觉！！！ 救命啊！！！！！